Alcohol is completely eliminated from the body within 21 days. That is, never. Because of elite alcohol, anyone can feel himself a simple drunkard. Some people love to drink alcohol only on Fridays and others like drinking every day. As for choosing alcohol, there are different kinds of alcohol. Some people prefer whiskey but others like beer. Here are 20 funny drinking quotes. Find your favorite!
Top 20 Drinking Quotes That Are So Funny
With a cup of Nescafe, your secret thoughts are transformed into desire. And with a bottle of whiskey - in action.
Scientists conducted experiments with alcohol. It turned out that vodka with ice harm the kidneys, rum with ice harms the liver, gin with ice harms the heart, and whiskey with ice harms the brain. It turns out the damn ice is incredibly harmful!
The wife left her husband. At home, she tells the mother:
- As soon as I left the house, a shot rang out! Do you think he killed himself?
- I think he opened a bottle of champagne!
For adults, we need to shoot a new version of advertising "Holidays are coming". Near trucks with Coca-Cola should be a small trailer with whiskey.
They say that shopping cheers you up. Precisely because of this, I bought myself a bottle of whiskey.
Men drink only in three cases: When everything is well - for pleasure; when bad - from grief; and when everything is normal - out of boredom.